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Post ElektroStat 2006 - This shit will fuck you up!

November 13th, 2006

This shit will fuck you up indeed!

Electrostat 2006 was fuckin awesome. I really looked forward to Alice in Videoland, Das Ich, and of course Combi-fuckin-Christ! Das Ich was incredible to watch, especially their vocalist with his theatrical appearance. He did a great job! Alice in Videoland is so full of energy and their vocals-chick is a god damn godess. + Alice in Videoland is great to dance to! That was definitely a fun and energetic concert!

The best concert was Without doubt CombiChrist. They started off hard with their semi-new song Get Your Body Beat and everyone just went crazy jumping up and down, screaming along with the song and dancing. Then after about 57 seconds the fire alarm went of. Apparently someone was smoking in the toilet. It’s not like anyone would have noticed, we all just stood there screaming “JÆVLA BRA!” (fuckin great) and chanting “COMBICRHIST!” Then the band left the stage and some dude with a beard shouted over the noise of the voices in the room “IT’S A FIRE, YOU ALL HAVE TO GET OUT! GET OUT!” So we did.. very reluctantly. After 20-30 minutes we could get back in again and CombiChrist did the rest of the show with great passion. Great to see Andy home in Norway :) Their drummer was not Kourtney Klein (damn, I looked so forward to see her live), but some other dude I don’t know who is. He was a maniac on the drums though, so it turned out quite all right. They played trough alot of their best material like I woke to the rain of blood, enjoy the abuse, feed the anger, this shit will fuck you up and so on.

I also met alot of people from the norwegian goth forum (norsk gothforum). Which was great, even though I didn’t get a chance to talk so much with many of them. It’s always good to see so many pretty people :)

I hope I’ll get the chance to see CombiChrist live again some time! (and I wish I had brought my camera..)

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I’m going to see Nine Inch Nails in April 2007!!

November 7th, 2006

YES!

I’ve got my ticket for NINs concert at Sentrum Scene in Oslo the 7th of April 2007. OMG!

Nine Inch Nails Performance 2007 - Live in Oslo!

YES YES YES! :D

I’m going with Bonk who fixed the tickets in addition to a couple of others :)

Gonna be great! :D

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ZOMBIE

October 28th, 2006

YEAH! So I guess you might have seen my Zombie Sex photo and I thought I’d might slip you some inside information on how to accomplish the Zombie look. Now, it’s only in Norwegian language so the rest of you should go looking somewhere else (or just go to wikihow.org)

Zombie Vincent

Check out the “Hvordan ser ut som en Zombie!” article on www.aktivioslo.no!

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Nine Inch Nails to play in Oslo!! O_o OMG!

October 28th, 2006

Nine Inch Nails Performance 2007 - Live in Oslo!

HAH! I’m so going to see NIN live :D

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I’ve just bought a redicilous amout of DVDs

October 19th, 2006

Today I bought some DVDs. A redicilous amount of DVDs. I have no idea how many, but I’m gonna go count now. BRB babes.

  1. Russ Meyers Up!
  2. Russ Meyers Faster Pussycat Kill Kill
  3. Russ Meyers Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens
  4. Dawn of the Dead
  5. Land of the Dead
  6. Happiness
  7. The Cooler
  8. Arizona Dream
  9. Angel Heart
  10. Brotherhood of the Wolf
  11. Sling Blade
  12. I Spit on your Grave
  13. Johnny got his Gun
  14. Silent Hill
  15. Come & See
  16. Dr. Strangelove, or; How I learned to stop worrying and love the Bomb
  17. X-Men III - The Last Stand
  18. Shameless series 1
  19. 4400 season 2
  20. Sling & Arrows season 1
  21. Sling & Arrows season 2
  22. Return of the Killer Tomatoes
  23. Four Rooms
  24. Strings

So 24 is the number, and 24 it is. I just watched Four Rooms which is directed by none less than four directors. The directors are: Allison Anders, Alexandre Rockwell, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarrantino. They’ve all directed (and written) each of their own segment of the movie (guess how many segments there are). The whole movie is mainly about a bellboy (played buy a nervous Tim Roth) who’s working alone in a hotel at new years eve. The bellboy gets involved in a lot of incidents during the evening. Each incident is one segment.Of the four segments (I guess you’ve got the answer on the segmentsquestion now) I liked the segment which Robert Rodriguez directed best. It’s named “The Misbehavors” and is about a mexican gangsterlord (or something) who’s taking his lady out on new years eve while the kids stay in the hotel-room to watch TV. They pay off the bellboy a not so very modest sum to watch the children and make sure they behave. The segment involves many interesting things such as a dead hooker, Salma Hayek dancing, a guy getting puked on and lots of fire & carnage. Also appearing in this movie is Quentin Tarrantino, Bruce Willis, Madonna, Antonio Banderas and Jennifer Beals.

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The ongoing endless discussion with raving mad christian female age 33 named tatibird from Peru

October 17th, 2006

I was totally minding my own business when all of a sudden this happens:

tatibird:

Hi, how goes it?

Me:

I’m fine.

tatibird:

okey, listen,
i want to know if you have good friends??
remenber there is someone called ” Jesus” that loves you.
and we want the best for you.
Kyss.

Me:

Yeah I’ve got good friends but I really don’t need this so-called “Jesus”-person.

Tatibird:

well , but maybe you met wrog peple.
and you see your pictutes.
you dont look good.
kyss.

Me:

(After I’ve noticed that she deletes my comments in her guestbook): how come you’re cencoring your guestbook? Are you afraid that you can’t argument well enough for your religion? That it won’t hold up against reasonable and fair discussion?

You act like you know alot about my life, but obviously you know _nothing_. To overstate that here’s a couple of facts.
1. I don’t drink.
2. I don’t smoke.
3. I don’t do drugs

(ok, I’m not all honest with her now, but to hell with it)

Tatibird:

normal guy??
you are good looking,
i am happy , profesional and i have” Jesus “, if not me lost
:) and he said in johnn 14, 6:
I am the way the ” Truth and the life ; no man comenth into the father , buy me.
Johnn 11,25:
Jesus said: into her , I am the resurrection and the life : he that believeth in me , though he were dead , yet shall he live.

Me:

>I’m dressed the way I am because I’m a superhero.
Yes, I am good looking.

You seem to be very close minded. Listen to me, I _were_ a christian. I believed in God, I believed in Jesus, I believes in Satan and I believed in heaven & hell and it gave me nothing but misery. Your so-called saviour is the devil in disguise.

I tell you, get rid of “Him”, join us who believe in eachother. That’s what’s important in life, believing in eachother and yourself. If you need some kind of fake God to have hope you’re truly lost.

Tatibird:

your self will tell you not drink?? not smoke?? not drugs??
Are you happy , when you see a World , were younger people are dying because not good parents , not good friends??
you like this life??what about your friend?? they dress like you??
they smoke, they drink alcohol?? drugs??
who take care of them?? and you??
you dont know that you can leave this world in an accident or illneses??
you live the moment only.

Me:

>Yeah. I live for the moment. It’s right now it happens. I don’t really care too much about tomorrow. My friends dress in alot of different ways. Some of my friends are christians and some of them are not. Who takes care of me and my friends? We take care of eachother. It’s a shame that you haven’t felt how good humans may be to eachother. I truly feel sorry for you.

Tatibird:

M e i am Happy:)
i am not lost that many are here.
Because they didnt heard the “truth” ,
this World will give Peace.?? or “Jesus”
you never feel the Spirit Saint,
we live in a rich country , this is enough for you?? fo us?
you see how people is lost in the World , were is full envy and bad people who wants to destroy you.
who teach us ” LOVE EACH OTHER AS YOUSELF”
is not JESUS??

Me:

You seem awfully lost to me, but if you tell me you’re not I’ll just have to take your word on it and trust you on that I guess. After all you know yourself better than I do.

This world won’t give peace. Not now. The world hasn’t matured that much yet. We’re still a very young civilization and you have to give the human race some time_ to figure out of things. We’ve already come very far the past two milleniums. Do you think that God/Jesus will give us peace? We’ll have to work for peace. We can’t just sit around praying to false idols and hope that stuff will happen by itself.

It’s not enough for me to live in a rich country. Money isn’t everything. Human relations, experience, all the little moments in life, all your feelings. These are the things that makes life worth living. Both the good stuff and the bad stuff. I’m in complete love with life and everything in it.

And yes, the Bible says that we should love our next as we love ourself. Then again so says I. The Bible isn’t a bad book. It’s alot of good advices on how to live your life in the Bible. This does not however mean that there is a God.

Tatibird:

Okey in my country never seen these like that , as me see here i Norge,
because we are more “Religious”.
i got shocked see youngers guys ,how they look.
and how so youngers destroyed because they didnt have good “Guide”
If me not belive in ” Jesus” , me lots.
But iam here healthy and strom:) because Jesus give me force
kyss.

Me:

Why is it that you act this way towards me? You’re acting like you think you’re better than me? Do you really think so? That you’re better than me? You seem to me like a big hypocrit.
And believe me when I tell you that it isn’t Jesus who gives you force. It’s you yourself. It’s your mind. Because you believe in Jesus so hard it gives you the power you need to get through the day, but if you only could realize that it is you who have given yourself this power, this state of mind, you’d be a much happier person.
You don’t really seem that happy to me, it seems like you don’t have very many friends. Maybe you should try to make friends instead of impersonating your beliefs on uninterested people?

XXX

I’m about to give up right now. It’s getting late and I’d much rather get out of my crappy apartment filled with shit, flies and rotting corpses. Then I’d like to get pissdrunk on jack daniels and find some whore and beat the crap of her before I sodomize her.

XXX

I’ve now enjoyed a good nights sleep fueled on whoreraping and hard drugs. When I woke up this morning I found no less than 4 messages in my inbox, all from this raving mad christian female age 33. Here it goes:

tatibird:

what kind of friend i will have if they dont follow words of JESUS ,

I HAD friends in Norge before and they tried destroy me , because they not belive in JESUS , but now i found a good friends who really loves me because they belive in “Jesus”.

Me:

You’ll have a good friend, a friend who’ll support you trough anything (even if you believe in Jesus). I don’t really care if you believe in Jesus or not. I’m just saying that you seem like a troubled woman to me.
You say you had friends in Norway before who tried to destroy you. Exactly how did they try to do that? Just by not believing in Jesus? If you can’t have friends that doesn’t share your religion you’re a very troubled young woman and you should seek out professional help immediatly. It’s not healthy to be that close-minded.

tatibird:

Friends what they will give you LOVE,??
They give you alcohol and drugs and stupid things.
when you sick they dont care.
Now my ex- boyfriend is sick alcoholic because bad friends i Norge and bad girlfriend.
who take care of him??
them ?? or me??

Me:

Yes, friends will give you love!
I have no idea what kind of people you’ve been playing around with, but it seems like you’ve been running around with whores, drug-addicts and alcoholics. Which really is totally ok if you can manage to cope with those kind of people, something you seem to be completely unable to. I’ve got friends who do drugs and they never try to push me into trying anything.
Of course I’m very concerned of them and I tell them I’m worried and that I don’t fully approve of their drug-use, but I can’t tell them what to do and what not to do. It’s their life.

Have you ever considered that it might be you who’s pushing your friends away? You don’t seem like a very nice and loving person to me.

tatibird:

My 2 ex - boyfriends norwegians are sick in alcohol, they had good friends?? good girlfriends??

where are their friends now?? they take good care of them?? while i was i Peru??

No , because they dont do as ” jesus”

Now when me back to Noge i found them sick .

Me:

I’m going to mention for you a whole lot of people I know who’re not drugaddicts, alcoholics or prostitute and at the same time_ does not believe in Jesus or any voodoo stuff.

Most of my friends (except those who’re christians)
Everyone I work with
My grandparents

Maybe your exboyfriends chose crappy girlfriends & friends. I have no idea what kind of people you’ve been hanging around with, but they seem very unhealthy and not like very good people.

tatibird:

All is laws in the Nature:

Do most astronomers believe in God based on the available scientific evidence?

I am actively engaged in a religious debate forum where many Christians claim that astronomers are almost all Christians. They say the universe is so complex and yet orderly. If there isn”t a God, it would be chaotic, they claim. I am undecided, but I would really like your opinion on the matter

Me:

Astronomers are megalomaniacs trying to reach for the stars. All of them arguing between eachother fighting over who can scream the loudest and who can it is that can come up with the most crazy theory of them all. If astronomers want to believe in God that’s okay with me, but I think that astronomers are like the people of Bable when they built their tower.

Astronomers will surely go to hell if such a place exist.

As for the chaotic part of it.. My bedroom is a bit chaotic right now, but that doesn’t mean there’s an allmight God. The world and the universe is a chaotic place, nature is chaotic even though everything is connected somehow. I’m quite sure that one day when scientists have done enough of research everything will make perfect sense.

I guess that’s why it’s so easy to believe in God. It may give some kind of purpose in peoples life? It’s a false purpose, but yet a purpose. Everyone need a lie of life and maybe God and Jesus is yours?

XXX

I wonder were this discussion will go now? I’m going to tell you a bit about this “tatibird” person based on what she’s telling about herself. She’s constantly lying. Listen to what she has to say “I’m a dancer. I am honest, happy and good girl, of 32 years old. i have nice brown eyes, large hair” All this is very much untrue. Except for the dancer party. She doesn’t seem like she’s happy at all, it seems like she’s carrying around alot of personal issues and problems that she needs to cope with somehow. It does seem like she might have chosen a very unhealthy way of coping with her problems, by believing in God and Jesus and at the same doing her best to make everyone else do the same. I also know for a fact she’s not 32 years old as her profile says “33 years old”. She claims to have nice brown eyes, but they don’t look so nice to me. Her hair isn’t exceptionally large either, but it seems to be of great lenght though.

XXX

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Trip to Lillehammer - Visiting Ada

October 16th, 2006

This weekend I visited my friend Ada. She’s currently stationed in Lillehammer at a school there called Nansenskolen / The Nansen Academy. It’s named after the semi-famous to famous norwegian explorer Fridtjof Nansen who is a Norwegian delegate to the Justice League. It was really cool and everyone there are going to be superheroes or evil geniouses.

Getting there

Getting there was a real pain in the ass and I really wish I could either fly really really fast without any effort at all or be invisible. The traintrip lasted for two and a half hour on a shitty train which ran on shitty tracks. There were as usual kids screaming and running about with obviously unfit parents “watching” them. Luckily one of those nice =Oslo magazine sellers was on the trainstation before the train left. She sold me the newest edition of =Oslo magazine so I had that to read in addition to Sandman #5. It was an interesting subject regarding the lie of life (lies that you need to be able to live). There’s a quote from Henrik Ibsens play Villanden / The Wild Duck printed on the cover “If you take away the lie of life from an average human, you take away his happiness at the same time“. If you live in Oslo or are passing trough I stronly recommend you to get this edition, it was very good!

SUPERPOWERS!!! & Arnold & Predator

Speaking of flying and invisibility; me and Ada had the discussion about which superpower we’d want the most. I think I want to be invisible most of all. Sneaking around is awesome! I also hate myself (but not very much) for not remembering what kind of superpower Ada wants, but she wants to be Arnold Schwarzeneger without steroids. Then the conversation spun off to Predator. We discussed back and forth wether Arnold or Predator is the most awesomest ninjacreature. Ada was on Arnolds side because he won in the movie. I was on the Predators side because predators fucking kicks ass! The only reason that Arnold won was because there was a lame as guy writing the manuscript or the director decided that it wouldn’t be good if the Predator won. I won the discussion because Ada agreed that Predator was a totally unrealistic movie and that a Predator would in real life kick Arnolds guvernor ass all the way down to Texas. And the real proof that Predator wins?

Lillehammer

Lillehammer is a freaking cold place. I’m sure it’s about -15 degrees celcious there right now and that’s freakin’ cold. In Oslo we’re still on + side thank God. We’ve got happy sunshine and a bit warmth. I’ve been to Lillehammer a couple of times before. One time in the middle of winter and another time at spring. Both times it was COLD. Freakin COLD. Not that cold, but cold. Lillehammer is a nice place though. It’s a city/town that lies at the side of a hilllooking down into a valley and over to a hill on the other side. It was beatiful when covered in the colors of fall. It also happens to be beautiful at springtime when everything is turning green and the snow melts.

Saturday night LIVE!

We spent the entire saturday watching sexploitation and exploitation movies (mostly sexploitation). Among the movies were Russ Meyers Up! which I’m not quite sure what’s about, but there seem to be a murder and alot of huge knockers and spanking of Adolf. There was also another Russ Meyer movie, Beneath the valley of the Ultra Vixens, which was about everyday life in some small town involving lots of huge knockers and a murder. Of course we also had to see a Jess Franco movie, among Adas collection we chose Barbed Wire Dolls as it seemed like the most promising except for ILSA which we’ve seen before. I can’t really remember anything else happening saturday. I was introduced to some of the others at the school and got to check out some of their facilities (like the toilet and their couches).

Sunday

When I woke up at sunday Ada had already been out jogging for a half-hour or something. We went down to eat breakfast, I ate slices of bread with ham, jam and cheese and had a couple of glasses of milk. Milk is always nice! Then we decided to walk around in Lillehammer and get ourself a cup of coffee at 7/11 which was the only thing open. I got myself a nice cup of coffee a couple of more slices of bread and I got the chance to try the newly introduced COKE ZERO! It’s better than Coke light, but worse than regular Coke. I don’t even really like Coke that well (except for when I’m having pizza or stuff like pizza, like hamburgers). Coke Zero is certainly more manly than Coke Light which is very much wus-like. The only thing that really turned me off about Coke Zero is that it says “Real taste - Zero sugar!” That just killed the whole manly man-man concept and made it just as metrosexual as Ken.

After our little trip around Lillehammer (which lasted for about 45minutes - 1hour) we sat down and watched Zombie Flesh Eaters on the bigscreen in the auditorium at the school. We had to rearrange some chairs and get a couch from another room but it worked out fine as soon as we found the powerswitch for the DVD and stereo. Then we sat down and enjoyed zombie carnage! Zombies fucking rocks. Except for zombies the movie had ugly bitches and a cool soundtrack, definitely worth to see if not to have in your collection. The cool name is also a very good reason to see it.

Going home

Then the trip was over. I had to get down south to Oslo again. 2 and a half hour on a train with _nothing_ to read and my iPod is still fucked and won’t recharge. After about 1 and a half hour a nice old lady sat down next to me and talked trash about the railroads, I liked that. When I finally were back in Oslo the next bus home wasn’t moving before about 30 minutes so I decided to take a taxi home. I usually take place in the front seat when I’m riding alone and usually the taxidrivers don’t mind that. But this taxidriver was all weird and didn’t want me in the frontseat, I almost wanted to wait for another taxi to show up but I decided to get in the back of the cab instead. All in all it’s better than the bus.

I’m truly sorry that I don’t have any photos from the trip, but I was really lazy and didn’t care enough to take my camera out of the bag.

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The Routine - New photography /poster for sale

September 22nd, 2006

The Routine - Photography / Poster

Hi all! I’ve got a new photography at my store!

I just wanted to let you know that I’ve got a new poster up in my store at deviantArt!
It’s called The Routine. I’m quite pleased with it so I hope you’re all pleased with it too.

Yesterday I was also walking along the riverside of Akerselva. There was some sort of happening there and there were torches along the whole river. On the way from the top of the river to the bottom of it there were singers, dancers, performance artists, live music, comedy and art. I must admit that I was a bit negative to the whole thing before I went, but I’m glad I did. The event was called Fakkelvandring

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WTF?!?

September 13th, 2006

Those asian fellas…

Cute nazichick?

…I just don’t know what to say.

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I WISH MY LAWN WERE EMO!!!

September 13th, 2006

I wish my lawn was EMO

Gotten from 4chan.org <3

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